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Aye? But supposing the wretch in question has a musical ear, so far as be in that respect on the ordinary level of humanity, and becomes an amateur. By the time he plays upon the fiddle with half the taste and quarter the execution of the common run of blind cat-gut-scrapers at penny weddings, he presumes to find fault with Finlay Dun! He leads a concerto, perpetrated by a gang of murderous amateurs in a private parlour -and thenceforth expresses a poor opinion of Paganini !

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Equally loathsome is your amateur in painting and in sculpture. Nothing makes even the most distant approach to his beau ideal. He is discontented with even Wilkie's portrait of our late noble King. Yet 'tis equal to the best of Vandyke's 2020h an

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either in conception or execution. No more glorious Highland chieftain ever trod the heather. Gazing on him, you feel the lines of Campbell,

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All plaided and plumed in his tartan array;"

every inch a king." The amateur lisps "'Tis too effeminate"-having no idea of a hand but a bunch of brawn, or of a foot but a brogueful of muscle. Graceful, elegant, magnificent! or outs; (dige leeastās

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Chantrey's statue is distinguished by dignity and grandeur. With what natural and habitual grace the King holds his left arm across his breast, supporting the folds of drapery and on the right how lightly leans the sceptre! The advanced right leg and thigh is majestic and commanding, and the whole figure that of a monarch standing proudly before the gaze of his loyal subjects in the metropolis of his happy dominions. The head crowns that bold broad bust with an air of empiry-and from shoulder to heel, the e robes have that wavy flow well becoming the princely wearer,

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easy in his state, and unencumbered by its pomp, as if 'twere the garb of his daily life.

TICKLER.

Chantrey in a bumper. (Looks all over the Circular in amazement.) Where's the wine?

NORTH.

I am a member of the Temperance Society.

TICKLER.

So am I but not of the Abstinence. A man, surely, may drink a few glasses, without running the risk of swallowing a couple of bottles?

NORTH.

Not without running the risk. At least you will allow, Timothy, that there is less danger of swallowing a couple of bottles, if you have no bottles to swallow.

TICKLER (ringing the bell violently.)

Enter AMBROSE.

The Raws! (Exit AMBROSE.)

NORTH.

TICKLER.

Ambrose-Ambrose-hollo,-you deaf devil-a riddle of claret!

NORTH.

You may as well shout upon the wind, in a calm night. You may have a pot of porter, or two-but neither wine nor spirits shall wet your wizan this night, Tickler. Remember, I am-by agreement-Lord Paramount of this Noctes-there-read the RECORd.

TICKLER.

I wonder what this wicked world will come to at last! The Noctes Ambrosianæ converted into a Monthly Meeting of the Temperance—the Abstinence Society!

(Enter PICARDY, MON. CADET, KING PEPIN, SIR DAVID GAM, TAPPYTOUREY, the PECH, and the Novice, bearing on their heads the Board of boards.)

NORTH.

Behold the Procession introductory to the Feast of Shells!

TICKLER.

They stagger not, neither do they faint in their courses.

AMBROSE.

Halt! make ready! Lower! Deposit!

(The Household deposit the Board of boards on the Circular. It creaks.)

NORTH.

"Flowers of all hues, and without thorn the rose!"

Have you numbered the city?

TICKLER.

AMBROSE.

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A gross and a half, sir; Mr North bid me leave a broad border, sir.
[Exit PICARDY, Swinging his tail like a lion rampant.]

TICKLER.

O you sucking turkey! Yes-sweet are the shells. How sappy, Kit, the sea-juice!

Mm-Mm-Mm-Mm-Mm!

NORTH.

TICKLER.

Intense power of palate.

NORTH.

Verra.

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Two dozen in two minutes. One-every five seconds or thereabouts. Twelve minutes-at that rate-to the gross!

NORTH.

Don't-Mm-Mm-Mind-Mm-Me-Tickler-eat-Mm-Mm-Mm

Mm-away-Tim,

TICKLER.

Mm-Mm-Mm-(he lays down his watch on the Board of boards.)

NORTH.

The porter. Hark you, my dear Tickler-(drains the junior silver tankard.)—Did you hear my ears crack? Now I'll sing you an appropriate song

STANZAS TO MUSIC.

Where are thy fountains, music, where the deep mysterious tide
That rolls through all creation's bounds its restless waters wide?
Though art may wake its dulcet strains, and bid the soul rejoice,
They're but the feeble mimicry of Nature's mightier voice.

There is a spell of harmony, that reigns o'er earth and sky,
And tunes to one accordant strain the universe on high;
With songs the glittering host of Heaven awake the dawning light,
And pour their choral melody on the listening ear of night.

Oh! Nature hath a thousand songs-a thousand varied lays,

That send to Heaven's eternal throne the harmonious strain of praise; The murmuring streams-the whispering woods-have each their own bright song,

And the mighty ocean proudly rolls in melody along.

There's music on the breath of eve, when, fading in the west,

The summer sun adorns the skies with bright and gorgeous vest-
The rustling boughs--the dying breeze-the soft and whispering rill,
And the voice of plaintive nightingales that echoes from the hill!

There's music in the glorious morn, when, waking from repose,
All Nature starts to light and life, and earth all brightly glows;
Oh! sweetly on the gentle breeze those cheerful murmurs flow-
The lark's sweet matin song above-the waterfall below!

Nor less when all is dark, and clouds the angry skies deform-
There is a tone of music in the wildness of the storm,

The thunder's diapason voice, the wind's tumultuous song,
And ocean waves, that, with deep bass, the choral strain prolong!

But yet, oh! sweeter far than these-kind feeling's power can call
A music from the heart of man more lovely yet than all;
Though Nature sings her thousand songs, on earth and Heaven above,
There's nought like that sweet voice within-the harmonious strain of Love!

Yes, minstrel, wake the impassion'd lyre, invoke the heavenly Nine,
The heart can tune its passions yet to sweeter lays than thine.
Thy notes are but the semblance faint-that speak, with mimic art,
Affection, friendship, love, and all the concord of the heart!

"A childish treble !"

TICKLER,

NORTH.

I am not one of the Bohemian chatterers. Yet at a simple lilt

TICKLER.

You do trill like the lintie on the thorn. Allow me, sir, to repay the pleasure you have now imparted, with-the Last Oyster. Open your gab. (NORTH opens his gab, and TICKLER plops in the last of all his 'race,)

These civilities touch!

NORTH.

TICKLER.

'Twas but a-beard. Such is the selfishness of the most generous, that the Last Oyster is little more than a name.

NORTH.

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Not poetry. "The wine of life is on the lees," in that department. We must wait for the vintage.

-HIROZ

NORTH.

All the great schools seem effete. In the mystery of nature, the number

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of births by each mind is limited-and we must wait for fresh producers Scott, Wordsworth, Southey, Coleridge-all the Sacred Band-have done their best-their all-but on the horizon I see not the far-off coming light of the foreheads of a new generation of poets. That dawn will rise over our graves—perhaps not till the forlorn "hic jacet" on our tombstones is in green obliteration. The era has been glorious-that includes Cowper and Wordsworth, Burns and Byron. From what region of man's spirit shall break a new day-spring of Song? The poetry of that long era is instinct with passion-and, above ally with the love of nature. I know not from what fresh fountains the waters may now flow-nor can I imagine what hand may unlock them, and lead them on their mazy wanderings over the still beautified flowers and herbage of the dædal earth the world of sense and of soul. The future is all darkness.

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Mighty fine. But how should you? In that case you were the very poet whose advent has not yet been predicted-and which may not be haplyfor a hundred years. Are there no younkers? 90 ; wollstbook) Tegoll 299m6") sonBilqmos a moom sdt (1st »NORTH. nin teil ti read ag avd A few but equivocal. I have good hopes of Alfred Tennyson But the cockneys are doing what they may to spoil him-and if he suffers them to put their bird-lime on his feet, he will stick all the days of his life on hedgerows, or leap fluttering about the bushes. I should be sorry for it-for though his wings are far from being full-fledged, they promise now well in the pinions and I should not be surprised to see him yet a sky-soarer. His "Golden Days of good Haroun Alraschid" are extremely beautiful. There is feeling and fancy in his Oriana. He has a fine ear for melody and harmony too and rare and rich glimpses of imagination. He has genius.

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Too many. But I admire Alfred—and hope-nay trust—that one day he prove himself a poet. If he do not-then am I no prophet.

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