Quid enim dedisset, quæ dedit frustra nihil, Natura? Quorsum hæc dulcis expectatio; Quid vult sibi aliud, iste redeundi in nihil Quæ demigrabitur alia hinc in corpora ? Quid dubius hæret animus usque adeo? Brevi In utramque partem facta; quæque vim inferant, Secura ridet anima mucronis minas, Periment mutuis Tu cuncta rerum quassa, cuncta naufraga, ACT V. SCENE 1. CATO alone, &c. 'It must be so-Plato, thou reason'st wellElse whence this pleasing hope, this fond desire, This longing after immortality? Or whence this secret dread, and inward horror, 'Tis heaven itself that points out an hereafter, Eternity! thou pleasing, dreadful, thought! Through what variety of untry'd being, But when or where !-This world was made for Cæsar, [Laying his hand on his sword. "Thus am I doubly arm'd; my death and life, The wreck of matter, and the crush of worlds.' No. 629. MONDAY, DECEMBER 6, 1714. -Experiar quid concedatur in illos, Juv. Sat. i. ver. 170. -Since none the living dare implead, Arraign them in the persons of the dead. DRYDEN. NEXT to the people who want a place, there are none to be pitied more than those who are solicited for one. A plain answer, with a denial in it, is looked upon as pride, and a civil answer as a promise. Nothing is more ridiculous than the pretensions of people upon these occasions. Every thing a man hath suffered, while his enemies were in play, was certainly brought about by the malice of the opposite party. A bad cause would not have been lost, if such an one had not been upon the bench; nor a profligate youth disinherited, if he had not got drunk every night by toasting an outed ministry. I remember a tory, who, having been fined in a court of justice for a prank that deserved the pillory, desired upon the merit of it to be made a justice of peace when his friends came into power; and shall never forget a whig criminal, who, upon being indicted for a rape, told his friends, You see what a man suffers for sticking to his principles.' The truth of it is, the sufferings of a man in a party are of a very doubtful nature. When they are such as have promoted a good cause, and fallen upon a man undeservedly, they have a right to be heard and recompensed beyond any other pretensions. But when they rise out of rashness or indiscretion, and the pursuit of such measures as have rather ruined than promoted the interest they aim at, which hath always been the case of many great sufferers, they only serve to recommend them to the children of violence or folly. I have by me a bundle of memorials presented by several cavaliers upon the restoration of King Charles II. which may serve as so many instances to our present purpose. Among several persons and pretensions recorded by my author, he mentions one of a very great estate, who, for having roasted an ox whole, and distributed a hogshead upon king Charles's birth-day, desired to be provided for as his majesty in his great wisdom should think fit. Another put in to be prince Henry's governor, for having dared to drink his health in the worst of times. A third petitioned for a colonel's commission, for having cursed Oliver Cromwell, the day before his death, on a public bowling-green. But the most whimsical petition I have met with is that of B. B. Esq. who desired the honour of knighthood, for having cuckolded Sir T. W. a notorious Roundhead. There is likewise the petition of one who, having let his beard grow from the martyrdom of King Charles the First, until the restoration of King Charles the Second, desired in consideration thereupon to be made a privycounsellor. I must not omit a memorial setting forth, that the memorialist had, with great dispatch, carried a letter from a certain Lord to a certain Lord, wherein, as it afterwards appeared, measures were concerted for the restoration, and without which he verily believes that happy revolution had never been effected; who thereupon humbly prays to be made postmaster-general. Á certain gentleman, who seems to write with a great deal of spirit, and uses the words gallantry and gentlemanlike very often in his petition, begs that (in consideration of his having worn his hat for ten years past in the loyal cavalier-cock, to his great danger and detriment) he may be made a captain of the guards. I shall close my account of this collection of memorials with the copy of one petition at length, which I recommend to my reader as a very valuable piece. ‹ The Petition of E. H. Esq.. HUMBLY SHEWETH, That your petitioner's father's brother's uncle, colonel W. H. lost the third finger of his left hand at Edgehill fight. That your petitioner, notwithstanding the smallness of his fortune, (he being a younger brother) always kept hospitality, and drank confusion to the Roundheads in half a score of bumpers every Sunday in the year, as several honest gentlemen (whose names are under-written) are ready to testify. That your petitioner is remarkable in his country, for having dared to treat Sir P. P. a cursed sequestrator, and three members of the assembly of divines, with brawn and minced pies upon new-year's day. 'That your said humble petitioner hath been five times imprisoned in five different county-gaols, for having been a ringleader in five different riots; into which his zeal for the royal cause hurried him, when men of greater estates had not the courage to rise. 'That he the said E. H. hath had six duels and fourand-twenty boxing matches in defence of his majesty's title; and that he received such a blow upon the head at a bonfire in Stratford upon Avon, as he hath never been the better of from that day to this. That your petitioner hath been so far from improving his fortune, in the late damnable times, that he verily believes, and hath good reason to imagine, that if he had been master of an estate he had infallibly been plundered and sequestered. Your petitioner, in consideration of his said merits and sufferings, humbly requests that he may have the place of receiver of the taxes, collector of the customs, clerk of the peace, deputy-lieutenant, or whatsoever else he shall be thought qualified for. And your petitioner shall ever pray, &e, No. 630. WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 8, 1714. Favete linguis HOR. Od. i. 1. 3. ver. 2. With mute attention wait. HAVING AVING no spare time to write any thing of my own, or to correct what is sent me by others, I have thought fit to publish the following letters. SIR, Oxford, November 22. IF you would be so kind to me, as to suspend that satisfaction, which the learned world must receive in |