was no competing with him, to render him ridiculous. The ring alluded to was of great beauty and curious workmanship-circumstances to which she invited the French nobleman's attention during dinner; and while he was stooping down to examine it, she pressed a small spring, which was turned to the inside of her hand, and spouted the small quantity of water the syringe contained into his eyes. The latter laughed, rallied her with great good-nature, wiped his face, and thought no more of it; but the lady again filled the syringe without his perceiving her, and (while pretending to wish to speak across him to some one near them) discharged its contents again in his face. The minister, without appearing the least angry or out of countenance, in a tone such as we use when we give a piece of friendly advice, observed, "These kind of jokes, madam, on the first experiment may be laughed at; on the second, we may be inclined to consider them as the thoughtless act of youthful gayety, particularly in a lady; but, madam, the third time could be deemed nothing less than an affront, and you would at that very instant receive in exchange this goblet of water that stands before me: I have, madam, the honour to give you proper notice." But the lady, imagining he would not dare to execute his threat, filled her ring again, and, holding up the glittering engine, emptied it as before in the face of the ambassador, who instantly seized his goblet of water, and threw it over her, calmly observing, "I had given you notice, madam." The Russian husband took his share of the adventure by declaring that M. de Guines had done exactly what was right, and that he thanked him for it; and while the lady left the table to change her dress, her friends prevailed on the remainder of the company to keep the incident to themselves. It was M. Dinot de Jopecourt (says the writer) who communicated the circumstance to me as a great secret, on the evening of the day on which it happened. In reading this anecdote, one scarcely knows which to be most surprised at, the childishness or the rudeness of the transaction. One thing, however, it proves, that poison could as readily be concealed in a ring as water, and especially the subtle poisons of antiquity and the East; the use to which Hannibal put his, therefore, becomes the less extraordinary, particularly when we remember his antipathy to the Romans, and his constant fear of falling into their hands. Of late years, the most curious use to which rings have been applied is in the cure of rheumatic disorders; and many persons continue to wear them of gold or silver galvanized, and affirm their conviction of being benefited thereby. We could adduce much more to prove the interest attached to our subject; but enough has been said to show how many elements of moral feeling are blended with the history of rings, and how, from the earliest ages, religion, power, fear, hope, love, friendship, have made these mystic circles their interpreters. JEANIE MORRISON. I'VE wandered east, I've wandered west, But never, never can forget The luve o' life's young day! The fire that's blawn on Beltane e'en, O dear, dear Jeanie Morrison, As memory idly summons up The blithe blinks o' langsyne. 'Twas then we luvit ilk ither weel, 'Twas then we twa did part; Sweet time-sad time! twa bairns at scule, Twa bairns, and but ae heart! 'Twas then we sat on ae laigh bink, To leir ilk ither lear; And tones, and looks, and smiles were shed, Remembered evermair. I wonder, Jeanie, aften yet, When sitting on that bink, Cheek touchin' cheek, loof locked in loof, Thy lips were on thy lesson, but O, mind ye how we hung our heads, My head rins round and round about, O, mind ye, luve, how aft we left To wander by the green burnside, The simmer leaves hung ower our heads, The throssil whusslit in the wood, And on the knowe abune the burn, In the silentness o' joy, till baith Ay, ay, dear Jeanie Morrison, When hearts were fresh and young, I marvel, Jeanie Morrison, Gin I hae been to thee As closely twined wi' earliest thochts, As ye hae been to me? O tell me gin their music fills 0! Thine ear as it does mine; O! say gin e'er your heart grows grit |