CARACTACUS. BEFORE proud Rome's imperial throne, In mind's unconquered mood, As if the triumph were his own, The dauntless Captive stood: None, to have seen his freeborn air, Through all the crowded streets of Rome, Far from his own loved island-home A free and fearless glance he cast And now he stood with brow serene, Claiming, with kindling brow and cheek, Nor could Rome's haughty Lord withstand If he, indeed, a suppliant were, Whose glance demanded audience there. Deep stillness fell on all the crowd, Down to the meanest slave that bow'd Silent his fellow-captives' grief, As fearless spoke the Island Chief: "Think not, thou eagle Lord of Rome, Though victory's banner o'er thy dome I would address thee as thy slave,- "I might perchance, could I have deign'd Even now in Briton's isle have reign'd Yet holding, as thy meek ally, "Then through Rome's crowded streets this day, I might have rode with thee; Not in a captive's base array, But fetterless and free ; If freedom he could hope to find Whose bondage is of heart and mind. "But canst thou marvel that,-freeborn, Throne, crown, and sceptre I should scorn, Or that I should retain my right, 'Till wrested by a conqueror's might? "Rome, with her palaces and towers, "I might have bow'd before-but where To my resolve no yoke to bear Thou owest thy laurell'd brow; "Now I have spoken,-do thy will; My fame is clear: but on my fate Thy glory, or thy shame must wait." He ceased. From all around up-sprang A murmur of applause; For well had Truth and Freedom's tongue The conqueror was their captive then; -He bade the slave be free again. THE GERMAN AND THE WIDOW. ABOUT the year 1794, a German recently imported into Bristol, happened to hear of Mrs. B., a wealthy widow, and thought it would be a good speculation to offer himself to the lady's notice, as well qualified to succeed the late Mr. B. He accordingly waited on the lady with that intention; but having no great familiarity with English, he provided himself with a copy of a German and English dictionary, and on being announced to the lady, determined to open his proposal, with this introductory sentence—“Madam, having heard that Mr. B., late your husband, is dead;" but coming to the last word, "gestorben" dead, he was at a loss for the English equivalent; so hastily pulling out his dictionary, (a huge octavo), he turned to the word "sterben," to die, and there found- -But what he found will be best collected from the dialogue which followed, as reported by the lady : German. Madam, haafing heard that Mein Herr B., late your man, is-[these words he kept chiming as if to himself, until he arrived at No. 1 of the interpretation of "sterben," when he roared out in high glee at his discovery] is-dat is, has kicked de bucket. Widow. (With astonishment.) Kicked the bucket, sir. What? German. Ah, mein Gott! alway Ich make mistake. I vou'd haaf said [beginning again with the same solemnity of tone] since that Mein Herr B., late your man, haaf-hopped de twig. Which words he screamed out with delight, certain that he had now hit the nail upon the head. Widow. Upon my word, sir, I am at a loss to understand you; "kicked the bucket," and "hopped the twig !" German. (Perspiring with panic.) Ah, madam, von, two, three, ten thousand pardon! Vat sad, wicket dictionary I haaf, dat always bring me in trooble; but now you shall hear, [and then recomposing himself solemnly for the third effort, he began as before] madam, since I did hear, or vas hearing, dat Mein Heer B., late your man, haaf [with a triumphant shout] haaf, I say, gone to Davy's locker. Further he would have gone; but the widow could stand no more. A PEEP AT A PLAY. TUNE---Bartholomew Fair. COME, come, my boys away, We'll reach the house before The doors are being opened, I declare, O! And the girls begin to squall, "Oh, curse you, how you squeeze! "It's enough to make a parson swear, O!" Don't grumble. Don't tumble. shall be killed. Spoken.]-O dear, O dear! don't push so. I shall be squeezed to death. I will try to squeeze out again. Come along, you fool, would you be squeezed inside out? Oh, faith that's my own toe you are treading upon. I beg pardon Och! I wouldn't mind, if you didn't hurt me. Oh lud! do you want to squeeze all the breath out of my body? Shut your mouth, my dear fellow, you can't suffer more by it than I do. Billy, my boy, where are you? Here I am, father, keeping up this fat gentleman's belly. Aye, it's a good thing that I am fat, else my bones would be pressed to pieces. Well, I do declare this, I never was so scroudged in my whole life before. Oh my back! Don't back, ma'am, push on. Here we are, up at last. Now for a good place. Halloo! you are coming down head foremost. Yes, he is determined to have a front seat. I say, where are you crowding to, across the benches? O gad! it's enough to make me cross, I've split my inexpressibles. Never mind, let them be seated. Take care of your pockets, here's a punster. Throw him over. It's all over with me, if you do. Well, a punster is a dose of salts to me. Yes, and I have been just squeezed to death, and now I've got into purgatory. Well, now I don't care how soon that there green curtain draws up. Father, I think that green curtain is an iron one. Why, my dear? Because it looks so rusty. There's a sensible child for you. Bless us! what is the matter, the seat is all wet. Dear me! I do declare, my poor dear brandy bottle is all broken, and let all the liquor run Hey down, ho down, Whilst pushing to the play so rare, O! (ENCORE DIALOGUE.) What a trouble it is for an old woman to get up and down this gallery! I declare it brings on my old cough. (coughing.) What does an old woman want in a gallery; people at your age ought to be in the pit. Ah, I wish I were there. (coughing.) Aye, I think you ought to be pitted, you are already in your coffin: I wish you would undertake to cure it. Ma'am, I am no undertaker; but I perceive my jest is palling, you begin to look grave. He's a punster, ma'am, give him a punch. Oh, hang him! I thought he was a rogue, but I shall live to read his dying speech I know. He's got the gibbet in his face now. Gad! you have choked him there. Yes, she's got him in a line. He looks a fit subject for Surgeons'-hall. All go it, cut him up. Put him in spirits, or he won't keep here. Keep, what is he going? He looks alter'd. Then let him be interred, there let the punster rest till his finale punishment, In gallery, boxes, pit, Hey down, ho down, &c. The lads with lively grins, And draws down loud applause, Then the play puts an end to the din, O! Now, Dosy-play up, Nosy, Fiddles grunt-down in front, Now, my masters, doff your castors, Spoken.]-I say, you Mounseer Parlour-vow, I wish you'd doff your noddle-cover. Do my vhat, sair? Doff your sconcer. |