Th' anointed sovereign of sighs and groans, Of trotting paritors: (O my little heart!) And wear his colours like a tumbler's hoop: Well, I will love, write, sigh, pray, sue, groan: ACT IV. SCENE I.-Another part of the Park. [Exit. Enter the Princess, ROSALINE, MARIA, KATHARINE, BOYET, Lords, Attendants, and a Forester. Prin. Was that the king, that spurr'd his horse so hard Against the steep uprising of the hill? Boyet. I know not; but I think it was not he. Prin. Whoe'er he was, he show'd a mounting mind. Well, lords, to-day we shall have our despatch; Prin. I thank my beauty, I am fair that shoot, O short-liv'd pride! Not fair? alack for woe! Fair payment for foul words is more than due. A giving hand, though foul, shall have fair praise. Glory grows guilty of detested crimes, As I for praise alone now seek to spill The poor deer's blood, that my heart means no ill. Boyet. Do not curst wives hold that self-sovereignty Only for praise' sake, when they strive to be Prin. Only for praise; and praise we may afford To any lady that subdues a lord. Boyet. Here comes a member of the commonwealth. Enter COSTARD. Cost. God dig-you-den all! Pray you, which is the head lady? Prin. Thou shalt know her, fellow, by the rest that have no heads. Cost. Which is the greatest lady, the highest? Cost. The thickest, and the tallest! it is so; truth is truth. An your waist, mistress, were as slender as my wit, One o' these maids' girdles for your waist should be fit. Are not you the chief woman? you are the thickest here. Prin. What's your will, Sir? what's your will? Cost. I have a letter from monsieur Biron to one lady Rosaline. Prin. O, thy letter, thy letter! he's a good friend of mine: Stand aside, good bearer.-Boyet, you can carve ; Break up this capon. The Boyet. I am bound to serve.This letter is mistook; it importeth none here: It is writ to Jaquenetta. Prin. We will read it, I swear. Break the neck of the wax, and every one give ear. Boyet. [Reads.] "By heaven, that thou art fair, is most infallible; true, that thou art beauteous; truth itself, that thou art lovely. More fairer than fair, beautiful than beauteous, truer than truth itself, have commiseration on thy heroical vassal! magnanimous and most illustrate king Cophetua set eye upon the pernicious and indubitate beggar Zenelophon; and he it was that might rightly say, Veni, vidi, vici; which to anatomize in the vulgar, (O base and obscure vulgar!) videlicet, He came, saw, and overcame: he came, one; saw, two; overcame, three. Who came? the king: Why did he come? to see: Why did he see? to overcome: To whom came he? to the beggar: What saw he? the beggar: Whom overcame he? the beggar. The conclusion is victory: on whose side? the king's. The captive is enriched: on whose side? the beggar's. The catastrophe is a nuptial: on whose side? the king's,-no, on both in one, or one in both. I am the king; for so stands the comparison: thou the beggar; for so witnesseth thy lowliness. Shall I command thy love? I may: Shall I enforce thy love? I could: Shall I entreat thy love? I will. What shalt thou exchange for rags? robes; for tittles? titles; for thyself? me. Thus, expecting thy reply, I profane my lips on thy foot, my eyes on thy picture, and my heart on thy Thine, in the dearest design of industry, DON ADRIANO DE ARMADO." every part. SCENE II.] "Thus dost thou hear the Nemean lion roar And he from forage will incline to play: Prin. What plume of feathers is he that indited this letter? What vane? what weather-cock? did you ever hear better? Boyet. I am much deceiv'd, but I remember the style. Prin. Else your memory is bad, going o'er it erewhile. Boyer. This Armado is a Spaniard, that keeps here in court; A phantasm, a Monarcho, and one that makes sport To the prince and his book-mates. Prin. Who gave thee this letter? Cost. Thou, fellow, a word. I told you; my lord. Prin. To whom shouldst thou give it? From my lord to my lady. Cost. Prin. From which lord, to which lady? Cost. From my lord Biron, a good master of mine, To a lady of France, that he call'd Rosaline. Prin. Thou hast mistaken his letter.-Come, lords, away. Here, sweet, put up this: 'twill be thine another day. Ros. Ros. Finely put off! Why, she that bears the bow. [marry, Boyet. My lady goes to kill horns; but, if thou Hang me by the neck, if horns that year miscarry. Finely put on! Ros. Well then, I am the shooter. And who is your deer? Boyet. Ros. If we choose by the horns, yourself: come [not near. Finely put on, indeed! Mar. You still wrangle with her, Boyet, and she strikes at the brow. Boyet. But she herself is hit lower: have I hit her now? Ros. Shall I come upon thee with an old saying, that was a man when king Pepin of France was a little boy, as touching the hit it? Boyet. So may I answer thee with one as old, that was a woman when queen Guinever of Britain was a little wench, as touching the hit it. [Exeunt Ros. and KATH. Cost. By my troth, most pleasant: how both did fit it! Mar. A mark marvellous well shot, for they both did hit it. Boyet. A mark! O, mark but that mark! a mark, [be. says my lady! Let the mark have a prick in 't, to mete at, if it may Mar. Wide o' the bow hand! i'faith your hand is out. Cost. Indeed, a' must shoot nearer, or he'll ne'er hit the clout. Boyet. An if my hand be out, then belike your hand is in. Cost. Then will she get the upshot by cleaving the pin. Mar. Come, come, you talk greasily; your lips grow foul. Cost. She's too hard for you at pricks, Sir: challenge her to bowl. Boyet. I fear too much rubbing. Good night, my good owl. [Exeunt BOYET and MARIA. Cost. By my soul, a swain! a most simple clown! Lord, lord! how the ladies and I have put him down! O' my troth, most sweet jests! most incony vulgar wit! When it comes so smoothly off, so obscenely, as it Armatho o' the one side,-O, a most dainty man! And his page o' t'other side, that handful of wit! [Exit running. SCENE II.-Another part of the Park. Enter HOLOFERNES, Sir NATHANIEL, and DULL. Nath. Very reverend sport, truly; and done in the testimony of a good conscience. Hol. The deer was, as you know, sanguis,-in blood; ripe as a pomewater, who now hangeth like a jewel in the ear of cœlo,-the sky, the welkin, the heaven; and anon falleth like a crab on the face of terra,-the soil, the land, the earth. Nath. Truly, master Holofernes, the epithets are sweetly varied, like a scholar at the least: but, Sir, I assure ye, it was a buck of the first head. Hol. Sir Nathaniel, haud credo. Dull. 'Twas not a haud credo; 'twas a pricket. Hol. Most barbarous intimation! yet a kind of insinuation, as it were, in via, in way, of explication; facere, as it were, replication, or, rather, ostentare, to show, as it were, his inclination,-after his undressed, unpolished, uneducated, unpruned, untrained, or, rather, unlettered, or, ratherest, unconfirmed fashion,—to insert again my haud credo for a deer. Dull. I said the deer was not a haud credo, 'twas a pricket. Hol. Twice sod simplicity, bis coctus!-O thou monster ignorance, how deformed dost thou look! Nath. Sir, he hath never fed of the dainties that are bred in a book; he hath not eat paper, as it were; he hath not drunk ink: his intellect is not replenished; he is only an animal, only sensible in the duller parts: And such barren plants are set before us, that we thankful should be (Which we of taste and feeling are) for those parts that do fructify in us more than he. For as it would ill become me to be vain, indiscreet, or a fool, So, were there a patch set on learning, to see him in a school: But, omne bene, say I; being of an old father's mind, Many can brook the weather, that love not the wind. Dull. You two are book-men: can you tell by your wit, What was a month old at Cain's birth, that's not five weeks old as yet? Hol. Dictynna, goodman Dull: Dictynna, goodman Dull. Dull. What is Dictynna? Nath. A title to Phoebe, to Luna, to the moon. Hol. The moon was a month old when Adam was no more; And raught not to five weeks, when he came to five-score. The allusion holds in the exchange. Dull. 'Tis true indeed; the collusion holds in the exchange. Hol. God comfort thy capacity! I say, the allusion holds in the exchange. Dull. And I say, the pollusion holds in the exchange; for the moon is never but a month old: and I say beside, that 'twas a pricket that the princess killed. Hol. Sir Nathaniel, will you hear an extemporal epitaph on the death of the deer? and, to humour the ignorant, I have call'd the deer the princess killed, a pricket. Nath. Perge, good master Holofernes, perge; so it shall please you to abrogate scurrility, Hol. I will something affect the letter, for it argues facility. The preyful princess pierc'd and prick'd a pretty pleasing pricket; Some say a sore; but not a sore, till now made sore with shooting. The dogs did yell: put 1 to sore, then sorel jumps from thicket; Hol. This is a gift that I have, simple, simple; a foolish extravagant spirit, full of forms, figures, shapes, objects, ideas, apprehensions, motions, revolutions: these are begot in the ventricle of memory, nourished in the womb of pia mater, and delivered upon the mellowing of occasion. But the gift is good in those in whom it is acute, and I am thankful for it. Nath. Sir, I praise the Lord for you: and so may my parishioners; for their sons are well tutored by you, and their daughters profit very greatly under you: you are a good member of the commonwealth. Hol. Mehercle! if their sons be ingenious, they shall want no instruction; if their daughters be capable, I will put it to them: but, vir sapit qui pauca loquitur. A soul feminine saluteth us. Enter JAQUENETTA and CostARD. Jaq. God give you good morrow, master person. Hol. Master person,-quasi pers-on. An if one should be pierced, which is the one? Cost. Marry, master schoolmaster, he that is likest to a hogshead. Hol. Of piercing a hogshead! a good lustre of conceit in a turf of earth; fire enough for a flint, pearl enough for a swine: 'tis pretty; it is well. Jaq. Good master parson, [Giving a letter to NATH.] be so good as read me this letter: it was given me by Costard, and sent me from Don Armatho: I beseech you, read it. Hol. Fauste, precor gelidâ quando pecus omne sub umbra Ruminat,-and so forth. Ah, good old Mantuan! I may speak of thee as the traveller doth of Venice: -Venegia, Venegia, Chi non te vede, ei non te pregia. Old Mantuan, old Mantuan! Who understandeth thee not, loves thee not.-Ut, re, sol, la, mi, fa.Under pardon, Sir, what are the contents? or, rather, as Horace says in his-[Sees the writing in the letter.] What, my soul, verses? Nath. Ay, Sir, and very learned. Hol. Let me hear a staff, a stanza, a verse: lege, domine. Nath. [Reads.] "If love make me forsworn, how shall I swear to love? Which, not to anger bent, is music and sweet fire. Hol. You find not the apostrophes, and so miss the accent: let me supervise the canzonet. [Takes the letter.] Here are only numbers ratified; but, for the elegancy, facility, and golden cadence of poesy, caret. Ovidius Naso was the man: and why, indeed, Naso, but for smelling out the odoriferous flowers of fancy, the jerks of invention? Imitari is nothing: so doth the hound his master, the ape his keeper, the 'tired horse his rider.-But, damosella virgin, was this directed to you? Nath. Ay, Sir; from one monsieur Biron, one of the strange queen's lords. "Your Hol. I will overglance the superscript:-[Reads.] "To the snow-white hand of the most beauteous lady Rosaline." I will look again on the intellect of the letter, for the nomination of the party writing to the person written unto:- [Reads.] ladyship's, in all desired employment, BIRON."-Sir Nathaniel, this Biron is one of the votaries with the king; and here he hath framed a letter to a sequent of the stranger queen's, which, accidentally, or by the way of progression, hath miscarried.—Trip and go, my sweet; deliver this paper into the royal hand of the king: it may concern much. Stay not thy compliment; I forgive thy duty: adieu. Faq. Good Costard, go with me.-Sir, God save your life! Cost. Have with thee, my girl. [Exeunt COST. and JAQ. Nath. Sir, you have done this in the fear of God, very religiously; and, as a certain father saith Hol. Sir, tell not me of the father; I do fear colourable colours. But to return to the verses: did they please you, Sir Nathaniel? Nath. Marvellous well for the pen. Hol. I do dine to-day at the father's of a certain pupil of mine; where, if, before repast, it shall please you to gratify the table with a grace, I will, on my privilege I have with the parents of the foresaid child or pupil, undertake your ben venuto ; |