...returned from his first day at school) — What did you learn at school today? W Wie — 1 learned to say "Yes, sir," and "No. sir," and "Yes, ma'am," and "No, ma'am." Father — You did? Willie — Yep. — Cincinnati Enquirer. Up to the Man — "Do you think Miss Oldgirl...

...could go in to supper, or even into the front room where the company was. And when we spoke we had to say " Yes, sir," and " No sir," and " Yes, ma'am," and " No, ma'am." And we were not supposed to ask for anything at the table a second time; and if anything was passed around...

...Leban of Pittsburgh. Father: "Well, son, what did you learn in school today?" Son (proudly): "I learned to say 'Yes, sir,' and 'No, sir,' and 'Yes, ma'am,' and 'No, ma'am.' " Father: "You did, eh?" Son: "Yeah." Washington By BLANCHE V. PAN ELLA With this issue we introduce...