track; That horrid little vulgar Boy whom I brought | I went and told the constable my property to here to-night He's stolen my things and run away!" Says He asked me if "I did not wish that I might get she, "And sarve you right !" and down, it back." I answered, "To be sure I do! - it's what I'm come about." He smiled and said, "Sir, does your mother know that you are out?" I told my tale, he seemed to think I'd not He sent for Mr. Whithair then, and I described been treated well, "the swag," My Macintosh, my sugar-tongs, my spoons, and carpet-bag; It's very odd that Sailor-men should wear those Don't take too much of double X! and don' things so loose. at night go out To fetch your beer yourself, but make the pot boy bring your stout! And when you go to Margate next, just stop. and ring the bell, Give my respects to Mrs. Jones, and say I'v RICHARD HARRIS BARHAM THE YARN OF THE "NANCY BELL." FROM "THE BAB BALLADS." "T WAS on the shores that round our coast And he shook his fists and he tore his hair, Till I really felt afraid, "And then we murdered the bo'sun tight, "Then only the cook and me was left, And the delicate question, 'Which Of us two goes to the kettle?' arose, And we argued it out as sich. "For I loved that cook as a brother, I did, And the cook he worshipped me; For I could n't help thinking the man had been But we'd both be blowed if we'd either be stowed In the other chap's hold, you see. "I'll be eat if you dines off me,' says Tom. 'Yes, that,' says I, ‘you'll be. I'm boiled if I die, my friend,' quoth I; "Says he 'Dear James, to murder me Were a foolish thing to do, For don't you see that you can't cook me, While I can - and will - cook you?' "So he boils the water, and takes the salt And the pepper in portions true (Which he never forgot), and some chopped shalot, And some sage and parsley too. "Come here,' says he, with a proper pride, Which his smiling features tell; "T will soothing be if I let you see How extremely nice you'll smell.' "And he stirred it round, and round, and round, And he sniffed at the foaming froth; When I ups with his heels, and smothers his squeals In the scum of the boiling broth. "There was me, and the cook, and the captain "And I eat that cook in a week or less, CAPTAIN REECE.* Of all the ships upon the blue, If ever they were dull or sad, A feather-bed had every man, Did they with thirst in summer burn, Then currant wine and ginger pops New volumes came across the sea One summer eve, at half past ten, Come, tell me, please, what I can do, To please and gratify my crew. "By any reasonable plan Then up and answered William Lee In this delicious piece of absurdity will be found the germs of Gilbert's two famous comic operas, -" H. M. S. Pinafore," with its amiable captain, cheerful crew, and the "sisters and the cousins and the aunts," and "The Pirates of Penzance, or The Slave of Duty." "You have a daughter, Captain Reece, "Now, somehow, sir, it seems to me, "If you'd ameliorate our life, Good Captain Reece, that worthy man, "My daughter, that enchanting gurl, Has just been promised to an earl, And all my other familee To peers of various degree. "But what are dukes and viscounts to The happiness of all my crew? The word I gave you I'll fulfil; "As you desire it shall befall, The boatswain of The Mantelpiece, "I have a widowed mother who The captain saw the dame that day- "Well, well, the chaplain I will seek, The sisters, cousins, aunts, and niece, WILLIAM SCHWENCK GILBERT LITTLE BILLEE. THERE were three sailors of Bristol City There was gorging Jack, and guzzling Jimmy, Says gorging Jack to guzzling Jimmy, "O Billy! we're going to kill and eat you, "First let me say my catechism Which my poor mother taught to me." "Make haste! make haste!" says guzzling Jimmy, While Jack pulled out his snickersnee. Billy went up to the main-top-gallant mast, He scarce had come to the Twelfth Command ment When up he jumps - "There's land I see! "Jerusalem and Madagascar And North and South Amerikee, So when they got aboard of the Admiral's, WILLIAM MAKEPEACE THACKERAY. THE BELLE OF THE BALL. YEARS, years ago, ere yet my dreams Had been of being wise or witty, Ere I had done with writing themes, Or yawned o'er this infernal Chitty, Years, years ago, while all my joys Were in my fowling-piece and filly; In short, while I was yet a boy, I fell in love with Laura Lilly. Rich, fat, and rather apoplectic; Had fed the parish with her bounty; And mortgages, and great relations, As Baron Rothschild for the muses. She sketched; the vale, the wood, the beacn. Grew lovelier from her pencil's shading. She botanized; I envied each Young blossom in her boudoir fading: Charlotte was a married lady, And a moral man was Werther, And for all the wealth of Indies Would do nothing for to hurt her. So he sighed and pined and ogled, And no more was by it troubled. Charlotte, having seen his body WILLIAM MAKEPEACE THACKERAY. A LIFE'S LOVE. I LOVED him in my dawning years - To make my darling glad. They deemed he lacked the conquering wiles, That other children wear; To me his face, in frowns or smiles, Was never aught but fair. |