THE SHEEP AND THE BRAMBLE BUSH. A THICK-TWISTED brake, in the time of a storm, Seem'd kindly to cover a sheep: So snug, for a while, he lay shelter'd and warm, It quietly sooth'd him asleep. The clouds are now scatter'd-the winds are at My friend! who the thicket of law never tried, THE FOX AND THE CAT. THE Fox and the Cat, as they travel❜d one day, With moral discourses cut shorter the way: Tis great (says the Fox) to make justice our guide!' How godlike is mercy!' Grimalkin replied. Whilst thus they proceeded, a Wolf from the wood, Impatient of hunger, and thirsting for blood, Rush'd forth, as he saw the dull shepherd asleep, And seized for his supper an innocent sheep. 'In vain, wretched victim, for mercy you bleat, When mutton's at hand (says the Wolf), I must eat.' Grimalkin's astonish'd-the Fox stood aghast, To see the fell beast at his bloody repast. • What a wretch (says the Cat)-'tis the vilest of brutes! Does he feed upon flesh, when there's herbage and roots?" [so good, Cries the Fox- While our oaks give us acorns What a tyrant is this, to spill innocent blood!' Well, onward they march'd, and they moralized [by a mill; Till they came where some poultry pick'd chaff Sly Reynard survey'd them with gluttonous eyes, And made (spite of morals) a pullet his prize. still, A Mouse too, that chanced from her covert to stray, The greedy Grimalkin secured as her prey. A Spider that sat in her web on the wall, Perceived the poor victims, and pitied their fall; She cried Of such murders how guiltless am I!' So ran to regale on a new-taken fly, MORAL. The faults of our neighbours with freedom we blame, But tax not ourselves, though we practise the same. TALES. THE THRUSH AND PYE. CONCEAL'D within a hawthorn bush, At length the little wondering race Rush'd forward-with- My friends, you see The mistress of the choir in me: Here be your due devotion paid, I fancy, friend, that vulgar throats The lengthening song, the softening strain, Our chattering Pye attempts in vain, For, to the fool's eternal shame, All she could compass was a scream. Such be his fate, whose scoundrel claim An Ayrshire Bookseller, who pirated an edition of The Pleasing Instructor.' 2 The Compiler and reputed Authoress of the Original Essays in that book. THE PICTURE. A PORTRAIT, at my lord's command, For dabblers in the nice vertû His lordship set the piece to view, Why (says the loudest), on my word, "Tis not a likeness, good my lord; Nor, to be plain, for speak I must, Can I pronounce one feature just.' Another effort straight was made, Another portraiture essay'd; The judges were again besought, Each to deliver what he thought. 'Worse than the first-(the critics bawl); O, what a mouth! how monstrous small! Look at the cheeks, how lank and thin! See, what a most preposterous chin!' After remonstrance made in vain, I'll (says the painter) once again (If my good lord vouchsafes to sit), Try for a more successful hit: If you'll to-morrow deign to call, We'll have a piece to please you all.' To-morrow comes-a picture's placed Before those spurious sons of tasteIn their opinions all agree, This is the vilest of the three. |