only designed to keep him warm; in the other, to that town which let the enemy take possession of its walls, in order to shew the world how little they depended upon aught but courage for safety:But bless me, what numbers do I see here-all in black-how is it possible that half this multitude find employment? Nothing so easily conceived, returned my companion, they live by watching each other. For instance, the catchpole watches the man in debt, the attorney watches the catchpole, the counsellor, watches the attorney, the solicitor the counsellor, and all find sufficient employment. I conceive you, interrupted I, they watch each other, but it is the client that pays them all for watching; it puts me in mind of a Chinese fable, which is intituled, Five animals at a meal.

A grasshopper filled with dew, was merrily singing under a shade; a whangam that eats grasshoppers had marked it for its prey, and was just stretching forth to devour it: a serpent that had for a long time fed only on whangams, was coiled up to fasten on the wangham; a yellow bird was just upon the wing to dart upon the serpent! a hawk had just stooped from above to seize the yellow bird; all were intent on their prey, and unmindful of their danger: so the whangam eat the grasshopper, the serpent eat the whangam, the yellow bird the serpent, and the hawk the yellow bird; when sousing from on high, a vulture gobbled up the hawk, grasshopper, whangam, and all in a moment.

I had scarcely finished my fable, when the lawyer came to inform my friend, that his cause was put off till another term, that money was wanted to retain, and that all the world was of opinion, that the very next hearing would bring him off victorious. If so, then cries my friend, I believe it will be my wisest way to continue the cause for another

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term, and in the mean time, my friend here and I will go and see Bedlam.

Adieu.

ILATELY received a visit from the little beau, who I found had assumed a new flow of spirits with a new suit of clothes. Our discourse happened to turn upon the different treatment of the fair sex here and in Asia, with the influence of beauty in refining our manners and improving our conversation.

I soon perceived he was strongly prejudiced in favour of the Asiatic method of treating the sex, and that it was impossible to persuade him, but that a man was happier who had four wives at his command, than he who had only one. "It is true," cries he, "your men of fashion in the East are "slaves, and under some terrors of having their "throats squeezed by a bow-string; but what then, "they can find ample consolation in a seraglio;

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they make indeed an indifferent figure in conver "sation abroad, but then they have a seraglio to "console them at home. I am told they have no "balls, drums, nor operas, but then they have got "a seraglio; they may be deprived of wine and "French cookery, but they have a seraglio; a se raglio, a seraglio, my dear creature, wipes off "every inconvenience in the world.

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no souls; positively there is nothing in Nature I "should like so much as ladies without souls; soul "here is the utter ruin of half the sex. A girl of "eighteen shall have soul enough to spend an "hundred pounds in the turning of a trump. Her "mother shall have soul enough to ride a sweep"stake match, at a horse-race; her maiden aunt "shall have soul enough to purchase the furniture "of a whole toy-shop, and others shall have soul "enough to behave as if they had no souls at all."

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With respect to the soul, interrupted I, the Asiatics are much kinder to the fair sex than you imagine; instead of one soul, Fohi the idol of China gives every woman three, the Bramins give them fifteen; and even Mahomet himself no where excludes the sex from Paradise. feda reports, that an old woman one day importuning him to know what she ought to do in order to gain Paradise? My good Lady, answered the Prophet, old women never get there; what, never get to paradise, returned the matron, in a fury! Never, says he, for they always grow young by the way.

No, Sir, continued I, the men of Asia behave with more deference to the sex than you seem to imagine. As you of Europe say grace, upon sitting down to dinner, so it is the custom in China to say grace, when a man goes to bed to his wife. And may I die, returned my companion, but a very pretty ceremony; for seriously, Sir, I see no reason why a man should not be as grateful in one situation as in the other. Upon honour, I always find myself much more disposed to gratitude on the couch of a fine woman, than upon sitting down to a sirloin of beef.

Another ceremony, said I, resuming the conversation, in favour of the sex amongst us, is the bride's being allowed after marriage, her three days of freedom. During this interval a thousand extravagancies are practised by either sex. The lady is placed

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"Strike me dumb, deaf, and blind," cried my companion, "but very pretty; there is some sense "in your Chinese ladies' condescensions; but among us, you shall scarcely find one of the whole "sex that shall hold her good humour for three days together. No later than yesterday I happened to say some civil things to a citizen's wife "of my acquaintance, not because I loved, but "because I had charity; and what do you think "was the tender creature's reply! Only that she "detested my pig-tail wig, high heeled shoes, and "sallow complexion. That is all. Nothing more! "Yes, by the heavens, though she was more ugly "than an unpainted actress, I found her more inso"lent than a thorough bred woman of quality."

He was proceeding in this wild manner, when his invective was interrupted by the man in black, who entered the apartment, introducing his niece, a young lady of exquisite beauty. Her very appearance was sufficient to silence the severest satirist of the sex; easy without pride, and free without impudence, she seemed capable of supplying every sense with pleasure; her looks, her conversation were natural and unconstrained; she had neither been taught to languish nor ogle, to laugh without a jest, or sigh without sorrow. I found that she had just returned from abroad, and had been con

versant in the manners of the world. Curiosity prompted me to ask several questions, but she declined them all. I own I never found myself so strongly prejudiced in favour of apparent merit before; and could willingly have prolonged our conversation, but the company after some time withdrew. Just, however, before the little beau took his leave he called me aside, and requested I would change him a twenty pound bill, which as I was incapable of doing, he was contented with borrowing half a crown. Adieu.

From Lien Chi Altangi to Hingpo, by the way of Moscow.

FEW virtues have been more praised by moralists than generosity; every practical treatise of Ethics tends to increase our sensibility of the distresses of others, and to relax the grasp of frugality. Philo sophers that are poor praise it because they are gainers by its effects; and the opulent Seneca himself has written a treatise on benefits, though he was known to give nothing away.

But among the many who have enforced the duty of giving, I am surprised there are none to inculcate the ignominy of receiving, to show that by every favour we accept, we in some measure forfeit our native freedom, and that a state of continual dependence on the generosity of others is a life of gradual debasement.

Were men taught to despise the receiving obliga

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