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cast a fore-foot shoe, he apprized the coachman of this important deficiency. «It's Jamie Martingale that furnishes the naigs on contract, and uphauds them,» answered John, « and I am not entitled to make any stop, or to suffer prejudice by the like of these accidents. >>

<< And when you go to-I mean where you deserve, you scoundrel,-who do you think will uphold you on contract? Il you don't stop directly and carry the poor brute to the next smithy, I'll have you punished, if there's a justice of peace in Mid-Lothian,» and, opening the coach door, out he jumped, while the coachman obeyed his orders, muttering, that «< if the gentlemen lost the tide now, they could not say but it was their ain fault, since he was willing to get on.">

I like so little to analyze the complication of the causes which influence actions, that I will not venture to ascertain whether our Antiquary's humanity to the poor horse was not in some degree aided by his desire of shewing his companion a Pict's camp or Round-about, a subject which he had been elaborately discussing, and of which a specimen, « very curious and perfect indeed," happened to exist about an hundred yards distant from the place where this interruption took place. But were I compelled to decompose the motives of my worthy friend, (for such was the gentleman in the sober suit, with powdered wig and slouched hat,) I should say, that, although he certainly would not in any case have suffered the coachman to proceed while the horse was

unfit for service, and likely to suffer by being urged forward, yet the man of whip-cord escaped some severe abuse and reproach by the agreeable mode which the traveller found out to pass the interval of delay.

So much time was consumed by these interruptions of their journey, that when they descended the hill above the Hawes, (for so the inn on the southern side of the Queensferry is denominated,) the experienced eye of the Antiquary at once discerned, from the extent of wet sand, and the number of black stones and rocks, covered with sea-weed, which were visible along the skirts of the shore, that the hour of tide was past. The young traveller expected a burst of indignation; but whether, as Croaker says in «The good-natured Man,» our hero had exhausted himself in fretting away his misfortunes beforehand, so that he did not feel them when they actually arrived, or whether he found the company in which he was placed too congenial to repine at any thing which delayed his journey, it is certain that he submitted to his lot with much resignation.

<< The d—l's in the diligence and the old hag it belongs to! Diligence, quoth I? Thou should'st have called it the Sloth-Fly! quoth she? why it moves like a fly through a glue-pot, as the Irishman says. But, however, time and tide tarry for no man; and so, my young friend, we'll have a snack here at the Hawes, which is a very decent sort of a place, and I'll be very happy to finish

the account I was giving you of the difference between the mode of entrenching castra stativa and castra æstiva, things confounded by too many of our historians. Lack-a-day, if they had ta'en the pains to satisfy their own eyes, instead of following each other's blind guidance! - Well! we shall be pretty comfortable at the Hawes, and besides, after all, we must have dined somewhere, and it will be pleasanter sailing with the tide of ebb and the evening breeze.»

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In this Christian temper of making the best of all occurrences, our travellers alighted at the Hawes.

CHAPTER II.

Sir, they do scandal me upon the road here!
A poor quotidian rack of mutton, roasted
Dry to be grated! and that driven down
With beer and butter-milk, mingled together.
It is against my freehold, my inheritance.
WINE is the word that glads the heart of man,
And mine's the house of wine. Sack, says my bush,
Be merry and drink Sherry, that's my posie.

BEN JONSON'S New Inn.

As the senior traveller descended the crazy steps of the diligence at the inn, he was greeted by the fat, gouty, pursy landlord, with that mixture of familiarity and respect which the Scotch innkeepers of the old school used to assume towards their more valued customers. « Have a care o' us, Monkbarns, (distinguishing him by his territorial epithet, always most agreeable to the ear of a Scottish proprietor) is this you? I little thought to have seen your honour here till the summer session was ower.»

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«Ye donnard auld devil,» answered Monkbarns, his Scottish accent predominating when in anger, though otherwise not particularly remarkable, «ye donnard auld crippled idiot, what have I to do with the session or the geese that

flock to it, or the hawks that pick their pinions for them?»

« Troth, and that's true," said mine host, who, in fact, only spoke upon a very general recollection of the stranger's original education, yet would have been sorry not to have been supposed accurate as to the station and profession of him, or any other occasional guest-«That's very true--but I thought you had some law affair of your ain to look after-I have ane mysell-a ganging plea that my father left me, and his father afore left to him. It's about our back-yard —ye'll maybe hae heard of it in the Parliamenthouse, Hutchinson against Mackitchinson-it's a weel-kenn'd plea-it's been four times in afore the fifteen, and de'il ony thing the wisest o' them could make o't, but just to send it out again to the outer-house.-O it's a beautiful thing to see how lang and how carefully justice is considered in this country!»

« Hold your tongue, you fool,» said the traveller, but in great good-humour, « and tell us what you can give this young gentleman and me for dinner. »

« Ou, there's fish, nae doubt,—that's sea-trout and caller haddocks," said Mackitchinson, twisting his napkin; «and ye'll be for a muttonchop, and there's cranberry tarts, very weel preserved, and-and there's just ony thing else ye like.»

« Which is to say, there is nothing else whatever—well, well, the fish, and the chop, and the

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