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desire of revenge, came in and bluntly demanded that the dog should be put to death; on the supposition that if ever he should run mad hereafter, he, who had been bit by him, would be infected. My uncle calmly argued on the absurdity of his opinion, observing that he himself was in the same predicament, and would certainly take the precaution he proposed, if he was not sure he ran no risk of infection. Nevertheless, Thomas continued obstinate; and at length declared that if the dog was not shot immediately, he himself would be his executioner. This declaration opened the floodgates of Tabby's eloquence, which would have shamed the firstrate oratress of Bilingsgate. The footman retort-ed in the same style; and the squire dismissed him from his service, after having prevented me from giving him a good horsewhipping for his insolence.

The coach being adjusted, another difficulty occurred. Mrs. Tabitha absolutely refused to enter it again, unless another driver could be found to take the place of the postillion, who, she affirmed, had overturned the carriage from malice aforethought. After much dispute, the man resigned his place to a shabby country fellow, who undertook to go as far as Marlborough, where they could be better provided; and at that place we arrived about one o'clock, without farther impediment. Mrs. Bramble, however, found new matter of offence; which, indeed, she had a particular genius for extracting at will from almost every incident in life. We had scarce entered the room at Marlborough, where we stayed to dine, when she exhibited a formal complaint against the poor fellow who had superseded the postillion. She said he was such a beggarly rascal that he had ne'er a shirt to his back, and had the impudence to shock her sight by showing his bare posteriors, for which act of indelicacy he deserved to be set in the stocks. Mrs. Winifred Jenkins confirmed the assertion with respect to his nakedness, observing at the same time that he had a skin as fair as alabaster.

"This is a heinous offence, indeed," cried my uncle, "let us hear what the fellow has to say in his own vindication." He was accordingly summoned, and made his appearance, which was equally queer and pathetic. He seemed to be about twenty years of age, of a middling size, with bandy legs, stooping shoulders, high forehead, sandy locks, pinking eyes, flat nose, and

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long chin; but his complexion was of a sickly yellow : his looks denoted famine: and the rags that he wore could hardly conceal what decency requires to be covered. My uncle, having surveyed him attentively, said, with an ironical expression in his countenance, you ashamed, fellow, to ride postillion without a shirt to cover your backside from the view of the ladies in the coach?"-"Yes, I am, an please your noble honour," answered the man; "but necessity has no law, as the saying is. And more than that, it was an accident: my breeches cracked behind after I had got into the saddle."-"You are an impudent varlet," cried Mrs. Tabby, "for presuming to ride before persons of fashion without a shirt."-"I am so, an please your worthy ladyship," said he; "but I'm a poor Wiltshire lad-I ha'n't a shirt in the world that I can call my own, nor a rag of clothes, an please your ladyship, but what you see: I have no friend nor relation on earth to help me out: I have had the fever and ague these six months, and spent all I had in the world on doctors, and to keep soul and body together; and, saving your ladyship's good presence, I ha'n't broke bread these four-and-twenty hours."

Mrs. Bramble, turning from him, said she had never seen such a filthy tatterdemalion, and bid him begone; observing that he would fill the room full of vermin. Her brother darted a significant glance at her, as she retired with Liddy into another apartment; and then asked the man if he was known to any person in Marlborough When he answered that the landlord of the inn had known him from his infancy, mine host was immediately called; and being interrogated on the subject, declared that the young fellow's name was Humphry Clinker; that he had been a love-begotten babe, brought up in the workhouse, and put out apprentice by the parish to a country blacksmith, who died before the boy's time was out; that he had for some time worked under his hostler, as a helper and extra-postillion, till he was taken ill of the ague, which disabled him from getting his bread: that, having sold or pawned every thing he had in the world for his cure and subsistence, he became so miserable and shabby that he disgraced the stable, and was dismissed; but that he never heard any thing to the prejudice of his character in other respects. "So that the fellow being sick and destitute," said my