Adr. And true he swore, though yet forsworn It was two ere I left him, and now* the clock he were. 10 And what said he? Luc. That love I begg'd for you he begg'd of me. Adr. With what persuasion did he tempt thy love? L. With words that in an honest suit might First he did praise my beauty, then my speech. Adr. Didst speak him fair? Luc. Have patience, I beseech. Adr. I cannot, nor I will not, hold me still; My tongue, though not my heart, shall have his will. He is deformed, crooked, old and sere, strikes one. Adr. The hours come back! that did I never hear. Dro. S. O, yes; if any hour meet a sergeant, a' turns back for very fear. Adr. As if Time were in debt! how fondly dost thou reason! Dro. S. Time is a very bankrupt and owes more than he's worth to season. Nay, he's a thief too: have you not heard men say, That Time comes stealing on by night and day? 60 If Time be in debt and theft, and a sergeant in the way, Hath he not reason to turn back an hour in a day? Re-enter LUCIANA with a purse. straight, Il-faced, worse bodied, shapeless everywhere; 20 Adr. Go, Dromio; there's the money, bear it Lac. Who would be jealous then of such a one? No evil lost is wail'd when it is gone. Adr. Ah, but I think him better than I say, And yet would herein others' eyes were worse. Far from her nest the lapwing cries away: My heart prays for him, though my tongue do curse. Enter DROMIO of Syracuse. Dro. S. Here! go; the desk, the purse! sweet, now, make haste. Luc. How hast thou lost thy breath? 30 Adr. Where is thy master, Dromio? is he well? Dro. S. No, he's in Tartar limbo, worse than hell. +A devil in an everlasting garment hath him; A back-friend, a shoulder-clapper, one that countermands The passages of alleys, creeks and narrow lands; A bound that runs counter and yet draws dry-foot well: One that before the judgement carries poor souls 40 to hell. Adr. Why, man, what is the matter? Dr. S. Í do not know the matter: he is 'rested on the case. Adr. What, is he arrested? Tell me at whose suit. Dre. S. I know not at whose suit he is arrested well: But he's in a suit of buff which 'rested him, that Will can I tell. you send him, mistress, redemption, the money in his desk? Adr. Go fetch it, sister. This I wonder at, [Exit Luciana.] That he, unknown to me, should be in debt. Tell me, was he arrested on a band? Dr. S. Not on a band, but on a stronger thing: A chain, a chain! Do you not hear it ring? 50 Dro. S. No, no, the bell: 'tis time that I were gone: 1 And bring thy master home immediately. Come, sister: I am press'd down with conceitConceit, my comfort and my injury. [Exeunt. SCENE III. A public place. Enter ANTIPHOLUS of Syracuse. Ant. S. There's not a man I meet but doth salute me As if I were their well-acquainted friend; Enter DROMIO of Syracuse. Dro. S. No? why, 'tis a plain case: he that went, like a bass-viol, in a case of leather; the man, sir, that, when gentlemen are tired, gives them a sob and 'rests them; he, sir, that takes pity on decayed men and gives them suits of durance; he that sets up his rest to do more exploits with his mace than a morris-pike. Ant. S. What, thou meanest an officer? Dre. S. Ay, sir, the sergeant of the band; he that brings any man to answer it that breaks his band; one that thinks a man always going to bed and says 'God give you good rest!' Ant. S. Well, sir, there rest in your foolery. Is there any ship puts forth to-night? may we be gone? Dro. S. Why, sir, I brought you word an hour since that the bark Expedition put forth to-night; and then were you hindered by the Dro. S. Nay, she is worse, she is the devil's dam; and here she comes in the habit of a light wench and thereof comes that the wenches say 'God damn me;' that's as much to say God make me a light wench.' It is written, they appear to men like angels of light: light is an effect of fire, and fire will burn; ergo, light wenches will burn. Come not near her. Cour. Your man and you are marvellous merry, sir. Will you go with me? We'll mend our dinner here? 60 Dro. S. Master, if you do, expect spoonmeat; or bespeak a long spoon. Ant. S. Why, Dromio? Dro. S. Marry, he must have a long spoon that must eat with the devil. Ant. S. Avoid then, fiend! what tell'st thou me of supping? Thou art, as you are all, a sorceress: I conjure thee to leave me and be gone. Cour. Give me the ring of mine you had at dinner, 70 Or, for my diamond, the chain you promised, one's nail, A rush, a hair, a drop of blood, a pin, But she, more covetous, would have a chain. The devil will shake her chain and fright us with it. Cour. I pray you, sir, my ring, or else the chain: I hope you do not mean to cheat me so. let us go. Dro. S. Fly pride,' says the peacock: mistress, that you know. [Exeunt Ant. S. and Dro. S. Cour. Now, out of doubt Antipholus is mad, Else would he never so demean himself. A ring he hath of mine worth forty ducats, And for the same he promised me a chain: Both one and other he denies me now. The reason that I gather he is mad, Besides this present instance of his rage, Is a mad tale he told to-day at dinner, 91 Of his own doors being shut against his entrance. Of Good sir, be patient. Dro. E. Nay, 'tis for me to be patient; I am in adversity. off. Good, now, hold thy tongue. Dro. E. his hands. 21 Nay, rather persuade him to hold Ant. E. Thou whoreson, senseless villain! Dro. E. I would I were senseless, sir, that I might not feel your blows. Ant. E. Thou art sensible in nothing but blows, and so is an ass. Dro. E. I am an ass, indeed; you may prove it by my long ears. I have served him from the hour of my nativity to this instant, and have nothing at his hands for my service but blows. When I am cold, he heats me with beating; when I am warm, he cools me with beating: I am waked with it when I sleep; raised with it when I sit; driven out of doors with it when I go from home; welcomed home with it when I return nay, I bear it on my shoulders, as a beggar wont her brat; and, I think, when he hath lamed me, I shall beg with it from door to door. Ant. E. Come, go along; my wife is coming yonder. Enter ADRIANA, LUCIANA, the Courtezan, and PINCH. Dro. E. Mistress, 'respice finem,' respect your end; or rather, the prophecy like the parrot, 'beware the rope's-end.' Ant. E. Wilt thou still talk? [Beating him. 1 Cour. How say you now? is not your hus- That I was sent for nothing but a rope! band mad? Adr. His incivility confirms no less. Good Doctor Pinch, you are a conjurer; Establish him in his true sense again, And I will please you what you will demand. Luc. Alas, how fiery and how sharp he looks! Cour. Mark how he trembles in his ecstasy! Pinch. Give me your hand and let me feel your pulse. Ant. E. There is my hand, and let it feel To yield possession to my holy prayers 60 customers? Did this companion with the saffron face Adr. O husband, God doth know you dined at home; Where would you had remain'd until this time, Free from these slanders and this open shame! Ant. E. Dined at home! Thou villain, what sayest thou? 71 Dro. E. Sir, sooth to say, you did not dine at home. Ant. E. Were not my doors lock'd up and I shut out? Dro. E. Perdie, your doors were lock'd and you shut out. Ant. E. And did not she herself revile me there? Dro. E. Sans fable, she herself reviled you there. Ant. E. Did not her kitchen-maid rail, taunt and scorn me? Dro. E. Certes, she did; the kitchen-vestal scorn'd you. Ant. E. And did not I in rage depart from thence? Dro. E. In verity you did; my bones bear witness, 80 That since have felt the vigour of his rage. Adr. Is't good to soothe him in these contraries? Pinch. It is no shame: the fellow finds his vein And yielding to him humours well his frenzy. Ant. E. Thou hast suborn'd the goldsmith to arrest me. Adr. Alas, I sent you money to redeem you, By Dromio here, who came in haste for it. Dro. E. Money by me! heart and good-will you might; But surely, master, not a rag of money. Ant. E. Went'st not thou to her for a purse of ducats? go Adr. He came to me and I deliver'd it. Luc. And I am witness with her that she did. Dro. E. God and the rope-maker bear me witness Pinch. Mistress, both man and master is possess'd; I know it by their pale and deadly looks: And why dost thou deny the bag of gold? 100 Dro. E. And, gentle master, I received no gold; But I confess, sir, that we were lock'd out. Adr. Dissembling villain, thou speak'st false in both. Ant. E. Dissembling harlot, thou art false in all And art confederate with a damned pack To make a loathsome abject scorn of me: But with these nails I'll pluck out these false eyes That would behold in me this shameful sport. Enter three or four, and offer to bind him. He strives. Adr. O, bind him, bind him! let him not Luc. Ay me, poor man, how pale and wan he looks! Ant. E. What, will you murder me? Thou gaoler, thou, I am thy prisoner: wilt thou suffer them 120 Off. He is my prisoner: if I let him go, The debt he owes will be required of me. Adr. I will discharge thee ere I go from thee: Bear me forthwith unto his creditor And, knowing how the debt grows, I will Good master doctor, see him safe convey'd pay it. Home to my house. O most unhappy day! Ant. E. O most unhappy strumpet! Dro. E. Master, I am here entered in bond for you. Ant. E. Out on thee, villain! wherefore dost thou mad me? Cour. When as your husband all in rage to-day Adr. It may be so, but I did never see it. Enter ANTIPHOLUS of Syracuse with his rapier drawn, and DROмIO of Syracuse. Luc. God, for thy mercy! they are loose again. Adr. And come with naked swords. 150 [Exeunt all but Ant. S. and Dro. S. Ant. S. I see these witches are afraid of swords. Dro. S. She that would be your wife now ran from you. Ant. S. Come to the Centaur; fetch our stuff from thence: I long that we were safe and sound aboard. Dro. S. Faith, stay here this night; they will surely do us no harm: you saw they speak us fair, give us gold: methinks they are such a gentle nation that, but for the mountain of mad flesh that claims marriage of me, I could find in my heart to stay here still and turn witch. 160 Ant. S. I will not stay to-night for all the town; Therefore away, to get our stuff aboard. ACT V. [Exeunt. SCENE I. A street before a Priory. Sec. Mer. the city? Ant. S. Who heard me to deny it or forswear it? Fie on thee, wretch ! 'tis pity that thou livest Ant. S. Thou art a villain to impeach me thus: others. Adr. Hold, hurt him not, for God's sake! he Some get within him, take his sword away : This is some priory. In, or we are spoil'd! Enter the Lady Abbess. Abb. Be quiet, people. Wherefore throng you hither? Adr. To fetch my poor distracted husband Let us come in, that we may bind him fast 40 Ang. I knew he was not in his perfect wits. Abb. How long hath this possession held the Adr. This week he hath been heavy, sour, sad, Ne'er brake into extremity of rage. Abb. Hath he not lost much wealth by wreck of sea? Buried some dear friend? Hath not else his eye How is the man esteem'd here in Stray'd his affection in unlawful love? Ang. Of very reverend reputation, sir, See. Mer. Speak softly: yonder, as I think, Enter ANTIPHOLUS of Syracuse and DROMIO of Syracuse. Ang. 'Tis so; and that self chain about his Which he forswore most monstrously to have. 10 That you would put me to this shame and trouble; 20 A sin prevailing much in youthful men, Adr. To none of these, except it be the last: Namely, some love that drew him oft from home. Abb. You should for that have reprehended him. Adr. Why, so I did. 61 Abb. Still did I tell him it was vile and bad. The venom clamours of a jealous woman Unquiet meals make ill digestions; 80 Thereof the raging fire of fever bred; Abb. No, not a creature enters in my house. Adr. Then let your servants bring my husband forth Abb. Neither he took this place for sanctuary, And it shall privilege him from your hands Till I have brought him to his wits again, Or lose my labour in assaying it. 100 Adr. I will attend my husband, be his nurse, Diet his sickness, for it is my office, And will have no attorney but myself; And therefore let me have him home with me. Abb. Be patient; for I will not let him stir Till I have used the approved means I have, With wholesome syrups, drugs and holy prayers, To make of him a formal man again: It is a branch and parcel of mine oath, A charitable duty of my order. Therefore depart and leave him here with me. Adr. I will not hence and leave my husband here: And ill it doth beseem your holiness 110 Abb. Be quiet and depart: thou shalt not have him. [Exit. Luc. Complain unto the duke of this indignity. Anon, I'm sure, the duke himself in person 120 Sec. Mer. To see a reverend Syracusian merchant, Who put unluckily into this bay Against the laws and statutes of this town, Ang. See where they come: we will behold his death. Luc. Kneel to the duke before he pass the abbey. Enter DUKE, attended; ÆGEON bareheaded; Adr. Justice, most sacred duke, against the abbess! Duke. She is a virtuous and a reverend lady: Whom I made lord of me and all I had, By rushing in their houses, bearing thence 150 And with his mad attendant and himself, Nor send him forth that we may bear him hence. Therefore, most gracious duke, with thy command Let him be brought forth and borne hence for help. Duke. Long since thy husband served me in 161 my wars, And I to thee engaged a prince's word, Serv. O mistress, mistress, shift and save yourself! My niaster and his man are both broke loose, And ever, as it blazed, they threw on him Adr. Peace, fool! thy master and his man are here, And that is false thou dost report to us. Serv. Mistress, upon my life, I tell you true; I have not breathed almost since I did see it. 181 He cries for you and vows, if he can take you, To scorch your face and to disfigure you. [Cry within. Hark, hark! I hear him, mistress: fly, be gone Duke. Come, stand by me; fear nothing. Guard with halberds! Adr. Ay me, it is my husband! Witness you, That he is borne about invisible: Even now we housed him in the abbey here; And now he's there, past thought of human reason. |