SHE STOOPS TO CONQUER: OR, THE MISTAKES OF A NIGHT. COMEDY. AS ACTED AT THE THEATRE-ROYAL, COVENT-GARDEN: FIRST PRINTED IN M,DCC,LXXII. ΤΟ SAMUEL JOHNSON, LL. D. DEAR SIR, BY inscribing this slight performance to you, I do not mean so much to compliment you as myself. It may do me some honour to inform the public, that I have lived many years in intimacy with you. It may serve the interests of mankind also to inform them, that the greatest wit may be found in a character, without impairing the most unaffected piety. I have, particularly, reason to thank you for your partiality to this performance. The undertaking a Comedy, not merely sentimental, was very dangerous; and Mr. Colman, who saw this piece in its various stages, always thought it so. However, I ventured to trust it to the public; and, though it was necessarily delayed till late in the season, I have every reason to be grateful. I am, DEAR SIR, YOUR MOST SINCERE FRIEND AND ADMIRER, OLIVER GOLDSMITH. PROLOGUE, BY DAVID GARRICK, Esq. Enter Mr. WOODWARD, dressed in black, and holding a Handkerchief to his Eyes. EXCUSE me, Sirs, I pray-I can't yet speak- Both Both nervous grown, to keep our spirits up, We now and then take down a hearty cup. What shall we do?-If Comedy forsake us! They'll turn us out, and no one else will take us. But, why can't I be moral?-Let me tryMy heart thus pressing-fix'd my face and eyeWith a sententious look, that nothing means, (Faces are blocks in sentimental scenes) Thus I begin-"All is not gold that glitters, "Pleasures seem sweet, but prove a glass of bitters. "When ign'rance enters, folly is at hand : Learning is better far than house and land. "Let not your virtue trip, who trips may stumble, "And virtue is not virtue, if she tumble." I give it up-morals won't do for me; To make you laugh, I must play tragedy. One hope remains-hearing the maid was ill, A Doctor comes this night to shew his skill. To cheer her heart, and give your muscles motion, He, in Five Draughts prepar'd, presents a potion: A kind of magic charm-for be assur'd, If you will swallow it, the maid is cur'd: But desp❜rate the Doctor, and her case is, If you reject the dose, and make wry faces! This truth he boasts, will boast it while he lives, No pois'nous drugs are mix'd in what he gives. Should he succeed, you'll give him his degree; If not, within he will receive no fee! The college you, must his pretensions back, Pronounce him Regular, or dub him Quack. DRAMATIS |