And with a spring leap'd headlong in.
Falsehood more leisurely undrest,
And, laying by her tawdry vest,
Trick'd herself out in Truth's array,
And 'cross the meadows tripp'd away.

From this curs'd hour, the fraudful Dame
Of Sacred Truth usurps the name,
And, with a vile, perfidious mind,
Roams far and near, to cheat mankind;
False sighs subrous, and artful tears,
And starts with vain pretended fears;
In visits, still appears most wise,
And rolls at church her saint-like eyes ;
Reviling every one she knows,
As fancy leads, beneath the rose,
Her tongue, so valuable and kind,
It always runs before her mind;
As times do serve, she slily pleads,
And copious tears still shew her needs.
With promises as thick as weeds.
Speaks pro and con, is wond'rous civil,
To-day a saint,—tomorrow devil.

Poor Truth she stripp'd, as has been said,
And naked left the lovely maid,
Who, scorning from her cause to wince,
Has gone stark naked ever since ;
And ever naked will appear,
Belov'd by all who Truth revere.

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In ancient times, as story tells,
The saints would often leave their cells,
And strole about, but hide their quality,
To try good people's hospitality.

It happen'd on a winter night,
As authors of the legend write,
Two brother hermits, saints by trade,
Taking their tour in masquerade,
Disguis'd in tatter'd habits, went
To a small village down in Kent,
Where, in the stroller's canting strain,
They begg'd from door to door in vain,

Tıy'd ev'ry tone might pity win ;
But not a soul would let them in.

Our wand'ring saints in woful state,
Treated at this ungodly rate,
Having through all the village pass'd,
To a small cottage came at last;
Where dwelt a good old honest ye’man,
Call’d in the neighbourhood Philemon,
Who kindly did these saints invite
In his poor hut to pass the night;
And then the hospitable sire
Bid goody Baucis mend the fire ;
While he from out the chimney took
A flitch of bacon off the hook,
And freely from the fattest side
Cut out large slices to be fry'd ;
Then stepp'd aside to fetch 'em drink,
Fill'd a large jug up to the brink,
And saw it fairly twice go round;
Yet (what is wonderful !) they found
'Twas still replenish'd to the top,
As if they bad not touch'd a drop.
The good old couple were amaz’d,
And often on each other gaz'd;
For both were frighten'd to the heart,
And just began to cry,–What ar t!
Then softly turn'd aside to view
Whether the lights were burning blue.
The gentle piigrims, soon aware on't,
Told them their calling, and their errant ;
Good folks, you need not be afraid,
We are but saints, the hermits said;
No hurt shall come to you or yours .
But for that pack of churlish boors,
Not fit to live on christian ground,
They and their houses shall be drown'd;
Whilst you shall see your cottage rise,
And grow a church before your eyes.

They scarce had spoke; when fair and soft
The roof began to mount alost;
Aloft rose ev'ry beam and rafter ;
The heavy wall climb'd slowly after.

The chimney widen'd, and grew higher, Became a steeple with a spire.

The kettle to the top was hoist, And there stood fasten'd to a joist,

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But with the upside down, to show
Its inclination for below :
In vain ; for a superior force
Apply'd at bottom stops its course :
Doom'd ever in suspence to dwell,
'Tis now no kettle, but a bell.

A wooden jack, which had almost
Lost by disuse the art to roast,
A sudden alteration feels,
Increas'd by new intestine wheels ;
-And, what exalts the wonder more,
The number made the motion flow'r,
The flyer, though't had leaden feet,
Turn'd round so quick, you scarce could see't;
But, slacken'd by some secret pow'r,
Now hardly moves an inch an hour.
The jack and chimney, near ally'd,
Had never left each other's side :
The chimney to a steeple grown,
The jack would not be left alone ;
But, up against the steeple rear'd,
Became a clock, and still adher'd ;
And still its love to household cares
By a shrill voice at noon declares,
Warning the cook-maid not to burn
That roast-meat, which it cannot turn.

The groaning-chair began to crawl,
Like a huge snail, along the wall;
There stuck aloft in public view,
And, with small change, a pulpit grew.

The porringers, that in a row
Hung high, and made a glitt'ring show,
To a less noble substance chang'd,
Were now but leathern buckets rang'd.

The ballads pasted on the wall,
Of Joan of France, and English Moll,
Fair Rosamond, and Robin Hood,
The Little Children in the Wood,
Now seem'd to look abundance better,
Improv'd in picture, size, and letter ;
And, high in order plac'd, describe
The heraldry of ev'ry tribe.

A bedstead of the antique mode,
Compact of timber many a load.
Such as our ancestors did use,
Was metamorphos'd into pews ;

Which still their ancient nature keep
By lodging folks dispos’d to sleep.

The cottage by such feats as these
Grown to a church by just degrees,
The hermits then desir'd their host
To ask for what he fancy'd most.
Philemon, having paus'd a while,
Return'd 'em thanks in homely style ;
Then said, my house is grown so fine,
Methinks, I still would call it mine:
I'm old, and fain would live at ease ;
Make me the parson, if you please.

He spoke ; and presently he feels
His grazier's coat fall down his heels ;
He sees, yet hardly can believe,
About each arm a pudding-sleeve ;
His waistcoat to a cassock grew,
And both assum'd a sable hue;
But, being old, continu'd just
As thread-bare, and as full of dust.
His talk was now of tythes and dues :
He smoak’d his pipe, and read the news ;
Knew how to preach old sermons next,
Vamp'd in the preface and the text :
At christ’nings well could act his part,
And had the service all by heart;
Wish'd women might have children fast,
And though whose sow had farrow'd last;
Against dissenters would repine,
And stood up firm for right divine ;
Found his head fill’d with many a system:
But classic authors,—he ne'er miss'd 'em.

Thus having furbish'd up a parson,
Dame Baucis next they play'd their farce on,
Instead of home-spun coifs, were seen
Good pinners edg'd with colberteen ;
Her petticoat, transform’d a pace,
Became black satin flounc'd with lace.
Plain goody would no longer down;
'Twas Madam, in her grogram gown.
Philemon was in great surprise,
And hardly could believe his eyes,
Amaz'd to see her look so prim ;
And she admir'd as much at him.

Thus happy in their change of life Were sev'ral years this man and wife ;

When on a day, which prov'd their last,
Discoursing o'er old stories past,
They went by chance amidst their talk
To the church-yard to take a walk;
When Baucis hastily cry'd out,
My dear, I see your forehead sproud !
Sprout ! quoth the man ; what's this you tell us ?
I hope you don't believe me jealous :
But yet, methinks, I feel it true ;
And really yours is budding too —
Nay,—now I cannot stir my foot;
It feels as if 'twere taking root.

Description would but tire my muse;
In short, they both were turn'd to yews.

Old goodman Dobson of the green
Remembers he the trees has seen ;
He'll talk of them from noon till night,
And goes with folks to shew the sight;
On Sundays, after ev ning pray'r,
He gathers all the parish there ;
Points out the place of either yew;
Here Baucis, there Philemon grew :
Till once a parson of our town
To mend his barn cut Baucis down;
At which 'tis hard to be believ'd
How much the other tree was griev’d,
Grew scrubby, dy'd a-top, was stunted ;
So the next parson stubb'd and burnt it.

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