you. Laf. Do you hear, monsieur ? a word with, methinks, thou art a general offence, and every man should beat thee. I think thou wast created for men to breathe⚫ themselves upon thee. Par. Your pleasure, Sir? Laj. Your lord and master did well to make his recantation. Par. This is hard and undeserved measure, my lord. Par. Recantation ?--My lord? my master ? Lof. Ay; Is it not a language, I speak ? Laf. Go to, Sir; you were beaten in Italy for Par. A most harsh one; and not to be under-picking a kernel out of a pomegranate; you stood without bloody succeeding. My master? are a vagabond, and no true traveller: you we Lof. Are you companion to the count Rou-more saucy with lords, and honourable personsillon ? ages, than the heraldry of your birth and virtue gives you commission. You are not work another word, else I'd call you knave. Par. To any count; to all counts; to what is man. Laf. To what is count's man; count's master is of another style. Par. You are too old, Sir; let it satisfy you, you are too old. Laf. I must tell thee, sirrah, I write man; to which title age cannot bring thee. Per. What I dare too well do, I dare not do. Lof. I did think thee, for two ordinaries,* to be a pretty wise fellow; thou didst make tolerable vent of thy travel: It might pass: yet the scarfs, and the bannerets, about thee, did manifoldly dissuade me from believing thee a vessel of too great a burden. I have now found thee; when I lose thee again, I care not: yet art thou good for nothing but taking up; and that thou art scarce worth. Par. Hadst thou not the privilege of antiquity upon thee,- Laf. Do not plunge thyself too far in anger, lest thou hasten thy trial; which if-Lord have mercy on thee for a hen! So, muy good window of lattice, fare thee well; thy casement I need not open, for I look through thee. Give me thy hand. Par. My lord, you give me most egregious indignity. Laf. Ay, with all my heart; and thou art worthy of it. Par. I have not, my lord, deserved it. Laf. Yes, good faith, every dram of it; and I will not bate thee a scruple. Par. Well, I shall be wiser. Laf. E'en as soon as thou canst, for thou hast to pull at a smack o'the contrary. If ever thou be'st bound in thy scarf, and beaten, thou shalt find what it is to be proud of thy bondage. have a desire to hold my acquaintance with thee, or rather my knowledge; that I may say, in the default, + he is a man I know. Par. My lord, you do me most insupportable vexation. Laf. I would it were hell-pains for thy sake, and my poor doing eternal for doing I am past; as I will by thee, in what motion age will give me leave. [Exit. Par. Well, thou hast a son shall take this disgrace off me; scurvy, old, filthy, scurvy lord-Well, I must be patient; there is no fettering of authority. I'll beat him, by my life, if I can meet him with any convenience, an he were double and double a lord. I'll have no more pity of his age, than I would have ofI'll beat him, an if I could but meet him again. Re-enter LAFEU. you. Enter BERTRAM. I know not yet. Par. Ay, that would be known; To the wars, my boy, to the wars ! He wears his honour in a box unseen, Ber. It shall be so; I'll send her to my house, Acquaint my mother with my hate to her, Shall furnish me to those Italian fields, Enter HELENA and CLOWN. Hel. My mother greets me kindly: Is she Laf. Sirrah, your lord and master's married, well? there's news for you; you have a new mistress. Clo. She is not well; but yet she has her Par. I most unfeignedly beseech your lord-health: she's very merry: but yet she is not ship to make some reservation of your wrongs: well: but thanks be given, she's very well, sad He is my good lord; whom I serve above, is wants nothing i'the world; but yet she is not my master. Laf. Who? God? Par. Ay, Sir. well. Enter PAROLLES. Par. Bless you, my fortunate lady! Hel. I hope, Sir, I have your good will to have mine own good fortunes. Par. You had my prayers to lead them on: and to keep them on, have them still.-O my knave! How does my old lady? Clo. So that you had her wrinkles, and I her money, I would she did as you say. Par. Why, I say nothing. Clo. Marry, you are the wiser man; for many a man's tongue shakes out his master's undoing: To say nothing, to do nothing, to know nothing, and to have nothing, is to be a great part of your title; which is within a very little of nothing. Par. Away, thou'rt a knave. Clo. You should have said, Sir, before a knave thou art a knave; that is, before me thou art a knave: this had been truth, Sir. Par. Go to, thou art a witty fool, I have found thee. Clo. Did you find me in yourself, Sir? or were Par. A good knave, i'faith, and well fed.- Ber. Is she gone to the king? Par. She is. [Aside to PAROLLES. Ber. Will she away to-night? Ber. I have writ my letters, casketed my Given order for our horses; and to-night, Laj. A good traveller is something at the latter end of a dinner; but one that lies threethirds, and uses a known truth to pass a thou sand nothings with, should be once heard, and thrice beaten.-God save you, captain. Ber. Is there any unkinduess between my lord and you, monsieur? Par. I know not how I have deserved to run into my lord's displeasure. Laf. You have made shift to run into't, boots and spurs and all, like him that leaped into the custard; and out of it you'll run again, rather thau suffer question for your residence. Ber. It may be, you have mistaken him, my lord. Laf. And shall do so ever, though I took him at his prayers. Pare you well, my lord: and believe this of me, There can be no kernel in this light nut; the soul of this man is his clothes: trust him not in matter of heavy consequence; I have kept of them tame, and know monsieur: 1 have Which, as your due, time claims, be does ac- their natures.-Farewell, knowledge; But pats it off by a compell'd restraint; Whose want, and whose delay, is strewed with sweets, Which they distil now in the curbed time, Hel. What's his will else? Par. That you will take your instant leave o' the king, And make this baste as your own good proceed ing, Strengthen'd with what apology you think Hel. What more commands he? Par. That, having this obtain'd, you presently Hel. In every thing I wait upon his will. [Exeunt. Ber. Yes, my lord, and of very valiant approof. Laf. You have it from his own deliverance. Ber. I do assure you, my lord, he is very great in knowledge, and accordingly valiant. spoken better of you, than you have or will deserve at my hand; but we must do good against evil. Par. An idle lord, I swear. Ber. I think so. Par. Why, do you not know him? Ber. Yes, I do know him well; and common speech Gives him a worthy pass. Here comes ty For my respects are better than they seem; And my appointments bave in them a need, Greater than shows itself, at the fist view, To you that know them not. This to my mother: [Giting a letter. Laf. I have then sinned against his experi-Till be two days ere I shall see you; so ence, and transgressed against his valour; and my state that way is dangerous, since I cannot yet find in my heart to repent. Here he comes; I pray you, make us friends, I will pursue the amity. Enter PAROLLES. Laf. Pray you, Sir, who's his tailor? I leave you to your wisdom. With true observance seek to eke out that, To equal my great fortune. Ber. Let that go; Laf. Oh! I know him well: Ay, Sir; he, Sir, My haste is very great: Farewell; hie home. is a good workman, a very good tailor. A specious appearance of necessity. • The banting nearly resembles the sky lark; but belittle or no song, which gives estimation to the sky But, like a timorous thief, most fain would steal What law does vouch mine own. Ber. What would you have? Clo. I have no mind to Isbel, since I was at court our old ling and our Isbels o'the country are nothing like your old ling and your Ishe's o'the court: the brains of my Cupid's knocked Hel. Something; and scarce so much :-no-out; and I begin to love, as an old man loves thing indeed. I would not tell you what I would: my lord- Strangers and foes do sunder and not kiss. [Exit. money, with no stomach. Count. What have we here? Clo. E'en that you have there. Count. [Reads.] I have sent you a daughter-in-law: she hath recovered the king, and undone me. I have wedded her, not bedded and sworn to make the not eternal. her; You shall hear I am run away; know it, Ber. Where are my other men, monsieur 1-before the report come. If there be breadti Farewell. [Exit HELENA. enough in the world, I will hold a long disGo thou toward home; where I will never come, tance. My duty to you. Your unfortunate son, Whilst I can shake my sword, or hear the drum : Hel. I shall not break your bidding, good my lord. Away, and for our flight. ACT III. BERTRAY. This is not well, rash and unbridled boy, Flourish. Enter the DUKE OF FLORENCE, attended; two French LORDS, and others. Duke. So, that, from point to point, now have you heard The fundamental reasons of this war; Re-enter CLOWN. Clo. O madam, yonder is heavy news within, between two soldiers and my young lady. Count. What is the matter? Clo. Nay, there is some comfort in the news, some comfort; your son will not be killed so soon as I thought he would. Count. Why should he be killed? Clo. So say 1, madam, if he run away, as I Whose great decision hath much blood let hear he does: the danger is in standing tet; On the opposer. Duke. Therefore we marvel much, our cousin Would, in so just a business, shut his bosom 2 Lord. Good my lord, The reasons of our state I cannot yield, Duke. Be it his pleasure. 2 Lord. But I am sure, the younger of our SCENE 11.-Rousillon.-A Room in the Enter COUNTESS and CLOWN. Count. By what observance, I pray you? Clo. Why, he will look upon his boot, and sing; mend the ruff, and sing; ask questions, and sing; pick his teeth, and sing: I know a man that had this trick of melancholy, sold a goodly manor for a song. Count. Let me see what he writes, and when he means to come. [Opening a letter. • I. e. I cannot inform you of the reasons. + One pot in the secret of affairs. 1 As we say at present, our young fellows. that's the loss of men, though it be the getting of children. Here they come, will tell you more for my part, I only hear, your son was [Ent CLOWN. run away. We met him thitherward; from thence we came, And, after some despatch in hand at court, Hel. Look on his letter, madam; here's my [Reads.] When thou canst get the ring "pes my finger, which never shall come v7. and show me a child begotten of thy ba, that I am father to, then call me husband: but in such a then I write a bever. This is a dreadful sentence. Count. Brought you this letter, gentlemen ↑ 1 Gen. Ay, madam; And, for the contents' sake, are sorry for ost The duke will lay upon him all the honour Count. Return you thither? 1 Gen. Ay, madam, with the swiftest wing of speed. Hel. [Reads.] Till I have no wife, I have nothing in France. 'Tis bitter. Count. Find you that there? Hel. Ay, madam. SCENE III.-Florence.-Before the DUKE's Flourish. Enter the DUKE OF FLORENCE, BERTRAM, LORDS, Officers, Soldiers, and others. Duke. The general of our horse thou art; and we, Great in our hope, lay our best love and credence, 1 Gen. 'Tis but the boldness of his hand, Upon thy promising fortune. haply, which His heart was not consenting to Count. Nothing in France, until he have no wife! 1 Gen. A servant only, and a gentleman Which I have some time known. Count. Parolles, was't not? 1 Gen. Ay, my good lady, he. Count. A very tainted fellow, and full of My son corrupts a well-derived nature 1 Gen. Indeed, good lady, The fellow has a deal of that, too much, Count. You are welcome, gentlemen, I will entreat you, when you see my son, The honour that he loses : more I'll entreat Written to bear along. 2 Gen. We serve you, madam, lo that and all your worthiest affairs. Count. Not so, but as we change our courtesies. Will you draw near? [Exeunt COUNTESS and GENTLEMEN. Hel. Till I have no wife, I have nothing in France. Nothing in France, until he has no wife! France, Then hast thou all again. none in Poor lord! is't I That chase thee from thy country, and expose Of the none-sparing war? and is it I That drive thee from the sportive court, where Wast shot at with fair eyes, to be the mark lord! my Ber. Sir, it is A charge too heavy for my strength; but yet Duke. Then go thou forth; And fortune play upon thy prosperous helm, Great Mars, I put myself into thy file : Make me but like my thoughts; and I shall prove A lover of thy drum, bater of love. [Exeunt. He is too good and fair for death and me; Count. Ah! what sharp stings are in he Rinaldo, you did never lack advice so much, Stew. Pardon me, madam : If I had given you this at over-night, writes, Pursuit would be in vain. Count, What angel shall Bless this unworthy husband? he cannot thrive, And loves to grant, reprieve him from the wrath grief, Though little be do feel it, set down sharply. Alluding to the story of Hercules. + Discretion or thought. 1 Weigh here means to value or esteem. To make distinction:-Provide this messen- ! ger: My heart is heavy, and mine age is weak; Wid. Nay, come; for if they do approach the city, we shall lose all the sight. Dia. They say, the French count has done most honourable service. Wid. It is reported that he has taken their own greatest commander; and that with his hand he slew the duke's brother. We have lost our labour; they are gone a contrary way: hark you may know by their trumpets. Mar. Come, let's return again, and suffice ourselves with the report of it. Well, Diana, take heed of this French earl: the honour of a maid is her name; and no legacy is so rich as honesty. Wid. I have told my neighbour, how you have been solicited by a gentleman his companion. Mar. I know that knave; hang him! one Parolles a filthy officer he is in those suggestions for the young earl.-Beware of them, Diana; their promises, enticements, oaths, tokens, and all these engines of lust, are not the things they go under: many a maid hath been seduced by them; and the misery is, example, that so terrible shows in the wreck of maidenhood, cannot for all that dissuade succession, but that they are limed with the twigs that threaten them. I hope I need not to advise you further; but I hope your own grace will keep you where you are, though there were no further danger known, but the modesty which is So lost. Dia. You shall not need to fear me. Enter HELENA, in the dress of a Pilgrim. Wid. I hope so.--Look, here comes a pilgrim: I know she will lie at my house: thither they send one another: I'll question her.God are you, pilgrim ! whither save bound ? you Hel. To Saint Jaques le grand. Dia. Whatsoe'er he is, He's bravely taken bere. He stole from France, Dia. There is a gentleman, that serves the Hel. Oh! I believe with him, In argument of praise, or to the worth 'Tis a hard bondage, to become the wife Wid. A right good creature: wheresoe'er Her heart weighs sadly this young maid might do her He were much goodlier: Is't not a handsome Dia. 'Tis pity, he is not honest: You i's that That leads him to these places; were I bis lady, I'd poison that vile rascal. Hel. Which is he? Dia. That Jack-an-apes with scarfs: Why is be melancholy? Hel. Perchance he's hurt i'the battle. Par. Lose our drum! well. Mar. He's shrewdly vexed at something: Look, he has spied us. Wid. Marry, hang you! Mar. And your courtesy, for a ring-carrier! [Exeunt BERTRAM, PASOLLAS, Cice $ and Soldiers. Wid. The troop is past: Come, pilgrim, I will bring you Where you shall host: of enjoin'd penitents Hel. I humbly thank you : Please it this matron, and this gentle maid, Shall be for me; and, to requite you further, Both. We'll take your offer kindly. ¡Excunt. |